Month: May 2017

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Spy

Sometimes I get a little crazy. Many years ago, when I was just a young lady, I convinced myself that I was going to win the Publishing Clearing House thing and ordered a bunch of magazines. And I read every single one. I had numerous science magazines, popular culture, whatever. I think near the end of my zaniness I had 15 magazines coming to my house every month. One of those magazines was Spy. Continue reading “Spy”

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M2 In the Principal’s Office

I found this while sorting through papers.

My Child: I had water on my hand and I don’t know why I rubbed it on [him]. He thought it was spit and he licked his hand and rubbed spit on my arm.

Other Child: I didn’t get much sleep. I only got 10 minutes of sleep. My brain gets messed up. I licked my hand and put it on her arm. I know I shouldn’t have done it. I did the most wrong.

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I really really love how he just says it: My brain! My brain’s fucked up! I wish my kid would’ve just shouted it out as well: My brain! My brain’s fucked up too! Help us!